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Noir Commands

Noir Commands

Things that you can say or do to noir, jeeves, moon, ygor, meatwad, reg or kolumbo.

  • noir retain
  • Invite a bot into your room, see Room Retain for more info.
  • noir lock
  • Lock this room if you own it, see Room Lock for more info.
  • noir unlock
  • Unlock this room if you own it, see Room Lock for more info.
  • noir allow username
  • Puts username on the allow list.
    This allows that user to bypass any locks you have set on your room.
  • Type noir allow to see the current allow list.
  • noir deny username
  • Puts username on the deny list and removes them from the allow list
  • Type noir deny to see the current deny list (see RoomLock).
  • noir allowclear
    • Clears the allow list.
  • noir denyclear
    • Clears the deny list.
  • noir vback URL
  • Sets the current room's background in Ville (see RoomImages).
  • noir welcome message
  • Sets the current room's welcome message that users will see when they enter the room.
  • noir welcome image.url
  • Sets the current room's welcome message to the image url that users will see when they enter the room, eg. noir welcome http://google.com/welcome.jpg
  • noir cookies (aliases: cookie)
  • Shows you the number of cookies you have, see Cookies for more info.
  • noir bank
  • Shows you how many cookies you have banked today.
  • noir bank username
  • Shows you how many cookies a user has banked today.
  • noir status
  • Shows you your current level and status.
  • noir clans (aliases: clan)
  • Lists clans population. This shows you how many users currently logged in are in a specific form, see Forms for more info.
  • time
  • Shows you the current server time, in standard GMT format.
  • noir poop
  • Allows the bot to poop on your head.
  • noir tea
  • Allows the bot to bring out the kettle.
  • noir nachos
  • Allows the bot to bring out nachos.
  • noir dice
  • Rolls two 6-sided dice.
  • noir dice NUMdSIDES
  • Allows you to specify what and how many dice to roll. Examples:
    • noir dice 1 -- rolls one 6-sided die.
    • noir dice 4d20 -- rolls 4 20-sided dice.
    • noir dice d8 -- rolls 2 8-sided dice.
  • noir flip
  • Flips a coin.
  • noir flip X
  • Flips X coins.
  • noir hush
  • Shows you the rates and instructions for this command.
  • noir hush cookies
  • Hushes the bot, disabling the bot quiz. This only has effect in the room that the bot is presently in.
  • This command will cost you 10 cookies per minute; if you want the bot to hush for 5 minutes, say noir hush 50.
  • noir hush super
  • Turns on super hush mode. This disables both swear- and spam-filtering as well as wordfilters (for guests only) while the bot is hushed.
  • noir hush normal
  • Turns off super hush mode.
  • noir tag (aliases: tags, tagged)
  • Checks who is 'it' and where they are located. If the currently tagged user is not logged in, you will receive the tag.
  • noir bff
  • Checks who your bff is and where they are located, see BFF for more info.
  • noir bff username
  • Sets your bff to the username, see BFF for more info. This only has effect if both usernames agree to be each others bff.
  • To clear your BFF, BFF yourself.
  • noir protect cookies
  • Pays noir the specified amount of cookies to protect the room. This command will cost you 100 cookies per minute (0.6 seconds per cookie); if you want the room to be protected for 5 minutes, type noir protect 500.
  • Protecting a room disables all invokes and locks out cthulhu. Additionally, users in protected rooms cannot be danced. If the bot leaves the room, it is automatically unprotected.
  • noir abandon cookies
  • Pays noir to stop protecting the room.
  • Type noir abandon to find out how much you have to pay. Note that you have to pay the sum all at once.

*noir drama * Displays and changes your current drama magnet status. If you have been assigned to drama group #2, you cannot change it.

*noir drama engage * Activates your drama magnet. This will repel people in drama group #2. Likewise, you cannot join any room that they are in.

*noir drama disarm * Disables your drama magnet.

  • noir logout
  • This command logs you out of the forum and deletes your session ID. Useful when someone has acquired your session ID (auto-login).
  • noir colour hexcode cookies
  • This command allows you to buy a chat colour. Typing noir colour hexcode will reveal the amount of cookies you have to pay for that colour as well as temporarily change your chat colour so that you can try it out.
  • Higher level users can buy better colours. At level 11, you have an (almost) free choice.
  • See Colour for more info.
  • noir find username
  • Find a specific username. You can also use the private /find command.
  • noir profile
  • Prompts a link to the forum where you can easily update your profile.
  • noir mail username
  • Prompts a link to the forum where you can easily mail the username.
  • noir pet (aliases: escrow)
  • For pet command instructions, see Pets for more info.
  • noir pet pay
  • To pay for a pet, see Pets for more info.
  • noir pet offer username amount
  • Makes an offer to a username to buy them as a pet for an amount of cookies, see Pets for more info.

  • noir spy
  • Prompts spy command instructions.
  • noir spy username
  • To expose the alt accounts of a user.
  • noir clue
  • Asks noir for current question. The right answer will award you with 1 cookie. Question resets every 5 minutes if you are unable to guess the current one.
  • noir game gamename (aliases: games, challenge)
  • Links you to a specific game that awards cookies or a random one (if gamename is not specified.)
  • See Games for more info.
  • noir award gamename username
  • Tells you how many cookies a user has been given for playing a game.
  • If you omit the username, it will default to yours.
  • If you omit the gamename, it will default to the game you are currently playing.
  • Typing noir award will tell you if you can earn any more cookies by playing the game you are currently playing.
  • noir crown (aliases: crowns)
  • Tells you how many crowns you have achieved.
  • noir crown username (aliases: crowns)
  • Tells you how many crowns that username has achieved.
  • noir elo shadow
  • Shows you the current elo ratings of Shadow Over WetVille.
  • noir elo diamonds
  • Shows you the current elo ratings of WetDiamonds.

  • noir feats
  • Tells you how many feats you have achieved for the current game.
    • For this to work, you need to be in a ville-specific game.
      Otherwise, you will get the total number of feats you have achieved for all the games.
  • Typing noir feat also works.
  • See Feats for more info.

  • noir titles (aliases: title)
  • Displays the number of titles you have earned from feats achieved.
  • Type noir title number where number is the number of the title that you want to change it to, eg. noir title 23.
  • noir vip (aliases: members, member, signup, register)
  • Displays instructions on how to register. Click on the instructions to bring you to the register page. Anyone who signs up using this link will be your pet.
  • noir email
  • Gives you instructions on how to confirm your email to activate your account. Click on the instructions to confirm your email.
  • noir help
  • Links to this manual.
  • Click on the link to RTFM (Read The Fecking Fine Manual).
  • Typing noir rtfm also works.
  • noir shadowhelp
  • Prompt reg to post a shadowhelp image.
  • noir wetvhelp
  • Prompt reg to post a wetvhelp image.
  • noir leaders (aliases: leader)
  • Links you to the leaderboard.
  • noir oap
  • Converts you into human with no invokes and your level is based on how long you've been a registered member (account should have banked for at least a year to apply).


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