Noir Commands

Things that you can say or do to Noir , Jeeves , Moon , Ygor, Meatwad or Reg.

• noir retain
• Invite a bot into your room, see Room Retain for more info.
• noir lock
• Lock this room if you own it, see Room Lock for more info.
• noir unlock
• Unlock this room if you own it, see Room Lock for more info.
• noir cookies
• Shows you the number of cookies you have, see Cookies for more info.
• noir status
• Shows you your current level and status.
• noir clans
• Lists clans population. This shows you how many users currently logged in are in a specific form, see Forms for more info.
• time
• Shows you the current time, in standard GMT format.
• noir poop
• Allows the bot to poop on your head.
• noir hush
• Shows you the rates and instructions for this command.
• noir hush time
• Hushes the bot for the given amount of minutes. This only has effect in the room that the bot is presently in.
• This command will cost you 10 cookies per minute.
• noir tag
• Checks who is 'it' and where they are located.
• noir bff
• Checks who your bff is and where they are located, see BFF for more info.
• noir bff username
• Sets your bff to the username, see BFF for more info. This only has effect if both usernames agree to be each others bff.
• noir find username
• Find a specific username.
• noir mail username
• Prompts a link to the forum where you can easily mail the username.
• noir pet
• For pet command instructions, see Pets for more info.
• noir pet pay
• To pay for a pet, see Pets for more info.
• noir pet offer username amount
• Makes an offer to a username to buy them as a pet for an amount of cookies, see Pets for more info.
• noir spy
• Prompts spy command instructions.
• noir spy username
• To expose the alt accounts of a username. This will cost cookies depending on how much information you want and how much you can afford.
• noir clue
• Asks noir for current question. The right answer will award you with 1 cookie. Question resets every 5 minutes if you are unable to guess the current one.
• noir games
• Lists a random game that awards cookies, see Games for more info.
• noir vip
• Gives you instructions on how to register. Click on the instructions to bring you to the register page.
• noir email
• Gives you instructions on how to confirm your email to activate your account. Click on the instructions to confirm your email.
• noir help
• Send you here. Click on the link to RTFM (Read The Fecking Manual).
• hint
• Lists instructions for help on specific subjects.
• hint asue2
• Lists further instructions for help on the game, ASUE2.
• hint cthulhu
• Lists further instructions for help on Cthulhu Summoning, see Undoing under Star Commands for more info.